Din Men Karoge To Sust Rahoge; Rat Men Karoge To Chust Rahoge; Roj Karoge Khush Rahoge; Dinraat Karoge Tandurust Rahoge; Kya? SMS Yaar
Jis Pal Khuda Ne Tumhe Banaya Hoga; Hazaron Saal Dekha Hoga; Lakhon Sal Nihara Hoga; Aur Fir Ek Baar Jarur Socha Hoga; Abe Yaar Bana To Diya Par Yah Hai Kya?
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Yaar Aaj Ka Din To Bahut Hi Ghatiya Tha Are Ghatiya Se Yaad Aaya... . . . . . . . . . . . . Tu Kaisa Hai?
Pathan Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Par Rakhkar Bajar Le Gaya! Uske Dost Ne Pocha "Bhai Jaan Darvaaja Bechna Hai Kya?" Pathan Bola "Nahin Yaar Tala Khulvana Hai!"
Pathan 1: Yaar "Bill Gates" Bhi Ajib Hai! Pathan 2: Woh Kaise? Pathan 1: Naam Gates Hai Aur Banata Vindos Hai!